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a series on The Crusades

a series on The Barbarians

a series on The Romans.


All, outstanding in the category: " get educated while you laugh your pants off " But if you can...view it in English.

The main question remains however: Can Germans fully appreciate and/or understand Brittish humor, when everything they ever get to see is in badly translated German, by the same dull voice, and with people moving their mouths in a bizar and unaccordingly way to what is actually said...

( I shall never ever again watch LOTR in German, what a big turn off that was...how can you people stand that? )
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Black-Dawn hat geschrieben:Can Germans fully appreciate and/or understand Brittish humor
Who made Freddy Finton such a star?
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Yes We Can

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Black-Dawn hat geschrieben:Can Germans fully appreciate and/or understand Brittish humor
Sister, let me tell you... we Americans can barely appreciate and/or understand British humor, and it's our native language... and we grow up watching BBC.

We just wonder amongst ourselves: what the hell is wrong with those mankey Brits?!?!?

Then when we taste what they call beer, we finally understand... what the hell is wrong with them, that is. :alc
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@ Fortis: Please note chapter 12, and the last sentence of chapter 9. Enough said. 8)



To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of
your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to
govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth
II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and
other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the
97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world
outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without
the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be
circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid
in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:


1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English
Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide.
You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour'
and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than
laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'
without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair
with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the
suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn
that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are
welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with
correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary
to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty
seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you
know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look
up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry
Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language
then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your
vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft
know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted
to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination
of "-ize".

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian
accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited
to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents -
Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast
with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must
learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The
name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it
Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g.
Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to
play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving
Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a
wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of
occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The
Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want
you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one
kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a
very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a
world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays
"American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and
should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if
you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you
brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is
similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a
rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like
nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens
side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable
to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not
played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that
there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.
Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game
called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip,
oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no
longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in
public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are
sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will
require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a
new national holiday, but only in England. It will be
called "Indecisive Day".

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand
what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with
roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate
effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect
and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and
metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian
though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries
while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those
things you insist on calling potato chips are properly
called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.
The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be
served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more
aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added
to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this
quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston
itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not
actually beer at all, it is lager. >From November 1st only proper
British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of
known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The
substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be
referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the
product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be
referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true
Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech
Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline"
as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005)
prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to
those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK
petrol prices roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.
Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough
to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist
then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. Tax
collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly
to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

16. Last but not the least, and for heaven's sake.....it's Nuclear
as in "clear" NOT Nucular.
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Okay, Stella, that was sort of humour by John Cleese.

Back to topic: Terry Jones also did:

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Whether the mankey Brits nor the colonists wanted to see or hear that. It needed German speekers to become a success. (Da brauchte es schon die deutsche Synchronisation, damit aus dem Ding überhaupt was wurde:)

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Apfelmet! (Kein wine!)

"Lietzenburger bzw. Freund, der zur damaligen Zeit die Kino-Abteilung des Jugendfilm-Verleihs leitete, war auch hauptverantwortlich für die deutsche Synchronfassung des Films, die vom Original stark abweicht. "Ich sah darin die einzige Chance, dem ziemlich misslungenen und überraschend witzlosen Film, der zudem in den meisten Ländern, u.a. auch in England und USA, gnadenlos gefloppt war, doch noch zum Erfolg zu verhelfen", erklärte er später. Die Überlegung erwies sich als goldrichtig: mit weit über einer Million Kino-Besuchern war Deutschland das einzige Territorium weltweit, in dem "Erik der Wikinger" einen Kino-Erfolg feiern konnte! Die deutsche Fassung des Filmes hat eine ähnliche Bearbeitung erfahren wie seinerzeit der Film Die Ritter der Kokosnuß, indem völlig neue Gags eingebaut wurden, die häufig einen starken Bezug zur aktuellen Politik hatten. So beschreibt Freyja das Zeitalter von Ragnarök als das Zeitalter "in dem Ruß vom Himmel fällt, und Reagan, der die Blätter vom Bush treibt, und dass schwarzer Kohl sich breit machen würde in diesem unserem Lande." (eine Anspielung auf den Wechsel im Amt des amerikanischen Präsidenten, das in den 1980ern von Ronald Reagan an George Bush ging, sowie auf den damaligen Bundeskanzler und CDU-Politiker Helmut Kohl). Die Insel von König Arnulf heißt im Original Hy-Brazil, in der deutschen Fassung Atlantis-West (Anspielung auf Berlin-West), das Wunderhorn erhält im Deutschen den Namen His Master's Voice (Original: "the Horn Resounding"). Auch die sonstigen Texte sind verändert und mit noch mehr Gags versehen worden, etwa als der im Dorf lebende Mönch Harald seufzend meint, er lebe schon so lange hier und habe noch niemand zum rechten Glauben bekehrt. Schnorri, einer der Wikinger entgegnet, Thor Abkehrsons Frau sei doch konvertiert. Harald meint darauf, sie sei zur Moon-Sekte übergetreten und keine Christin, auf Schnorris Bemerkung "Das ist doch alles das selbe!" entgegnet er: "Leider nicht für die Kirchensteuer!" (im Original sagt er einfach: "No, it is NOT!")."(Quelle: Wikipedia)

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Eric the Viking is cult! Be it in German or English! But if you insist, I am willing to give Germany the successtory. It is of no importance. :P
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